Tuesday, September 13, 2011

I want to be your SLUT!

我 Hold 住了! Lolx
Perhaps the statement above means something to you
For the recent Hold 住姐 is kinda famous of her very own style
And recently I did feel like I am being Hold 住 :p

I went for a 6 days trip
Been to Kota Bharu, KK and Taipei
Having a same set of crew, 5 of us went through together for these 6 days
At first, I did not have any good feeling cuz I will be away for 6 days that long
Seeing the same set of crew, the same faces
It's kinda sickening BUT...!
It all turned out to be so damn smooth and fun
I have begun to think about all those good memories
And I wanna say.. I miss all of you~

Please allow me to introduce this pretty stewardess, Darliyana
She is one hot chick that at first impressed me with her bitchy face
I dare not to talk to her at all cuz this would be the first time flying with her
As time goes by, I found that she is actually one crazy girl
We gossiped a lot, talked too much, at the same time
We carried out really warm and excellent service to all passengers HAHA!!
Really love this girl a lot a lot!!

Seriously, next month would be my 3rd year with this company
As I signed in into the system, I found that I'm actually the most junior
Hello~~ 3rd years still a junior huh? I was shivering a little
Scared of all seniors might just give me any hard time whenever they can
And I was so wrong! Everyone is nice and they do treat me fair and square
Thank you thank you~ You guys, I really wish we could fly together again
To the other 3 more crews, I didn't upload the pic this time
I'll do it next time alright? Erhm.. Sincerely from my heart, I love all of you

Before this trip, I started picking up the habit to play my psp again!
My routine day was like, going for flight, worked my ass off,
Came back, take a cold shower then put on moisturizer,
Lay back, relax, and start Di Di Di my psp until my eyes couldn't take it,
Take a short nap, Di Di Di again, totally falling in love with my psp

See? How happy I am with my psp? Haha!
Oh man, I extremely love RPG game, do you love games too? lol

This pic was taken in Taipei
See how hot is this chick?? Oh man, I would love to F*** her!!
I kinda told myself, if I'm ever a straight guy (which is quite impossible)
I'll totally marry her and make her screams her lung out everyday
Orgasm? You bet, bitch~~

This would be the first time I tried taking a pic like this
Erhm.. Not to be ashamed at all, I think I'm kinda cute hahhahaha!!!
Lately I just couldn't stop dieting, I have indeed slim down for 5KG
And whenever I got a chance to look at mirror
"Oh man.. This kid is so cute" (I mean myself, the kid) LOLx!!!!
After all, I seriously think I look better when I'm slimmer

=.=" Acting cute
Anyway, this is how exactly I feel
There is something I forgot to tell you
You got the right present! The present I always wanted
I wanted a doll, something to hug when I go to bed
Although I often throw it away when I'm deeply asleep
As I wake up I would see the doll is missing and it's actually at a far end corner lol
I really love it, giraffe, no wonder his name is Fefe :)

Can I say.. Thank you very much??
Thank you a lot.. I really appreciate whatever you are doing right now
You asked me, why haven't I change from SINGLE to In A RELATIONSHIP
Dear ah dear, I was serious about my words,
Nothing is so called guaranteed, that's why there is no insurance for love
You can't buy love, nor you can pay back a lost love with money
Love is a voluntary action, an action that comes from your willingness
And I just want to say.. I want to be your slut!!
I want to sleep with you day and night, and that's only you~
Only you~ I'm your slut, and the only slut~

Everything seems back to the right track now
I finally found who I want to be, what am I looking forward to,
The lost Crason begins to swirl back to the original track,
Rather a correct track of life, I guess
I'm happy recently (^.^)v
I wish all of you are happy too~!!
Muackz! A kiss from me, as I'm kissing you all from Hong Kong here
Yeah! Tomorrow brunch, the infamous HK Dim Sum!!! :)

p/s: (Elroy says, p/s is supposed to be short! :p)
To whom I have loved before, you must be in your utmost finest condition
(Don't waste my love and efforts on you!)
To whom I have hurt before, you sure understand sometimes love is just sucks
(I didn't mean to hurt you! It has never been your problem, it's mine.. )
To whom I am loving right now.. You have a huge responsibility!
(To love me more, sayang me and never leave me, alright? :) )
OMG.. Elroy will kill me cuz my p/s is like 6 paragraphs that long!! :p

Will upload my happy smiling face more soon :)
Cheers to love, love completes your world!


Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Oh yeah~ It's time to blog again

I am now in Taipei
Arrived about 3 hours ago
Journey to hotel is a little far, come on my lovely company
Please change it to a nearer town area but not that far pls?
You wanna save cost, I do understand but pls do not forfeit our benefit pls?

So, this trip is a 6 days trip
Will be staying overnight at Kota Bharu, KK, Taipei
It's only the 3rd day and I am feeling so fucking homesick
Seriously, can I go home now pls? I don't wanna stay out for so long :(
Hotel is nice for sure, I could mess the room upside down
No one cares, isn't it? But it will never be as warm as I'm home
Thinking bout home, I think bout my family members again :(
Popo ah, I know you are in town
It's just too bad I'm away, I wanted to bring you out for a meal badly :(
I'm sorry that I'm still out of town, couldn't bring you anywhere
End of this month, I'm gonna celebrate Evon's birthday
And we plan it at my hometown, Malim Nawar
Waterfall, hot weather, farm, foods, Iced ABC
I promise I'll take a pic or two with you Popo, please wait for me..

Normally, I do hate long trip
Facing same group of crew, same face same attitude
This time, I'm the most junior, I was not feeling alright
For next month, it's gonna be 3rd year with this "lovely" company
By right, 3rd year shouldn't be the most junior anymore right?
Sadly, it happens in my "lovely" company..
You want to be a senior? It has got to be at least 6 years!!!!!! What a joke right?

However, this time my crew they are totally sweet
Sweet to have a handsome steward, pretty stewardess, a tall stewardess
And also... Nevertheless a very nagging supervisory crew
I am like.. "Hello~~~ Could you pls shut your fuck up and fuck off pls???"
Should be thankful as he is not bullying us
Just too much to share and it's just.. Kinda annoying

Me myself on the other hand, the most junior
Have to act like I know nothing and I am so less of experience
For they are at least 6 years and above which I think.. "Do I care?"
It's just tough not to be urself, isn't it?
I am such a direct and straight forward person
Bcuz of hoping to survive in this airlines, I better act like a coward
So.. In work, we have to be a little fake huh? Hopefully not totally fake :(

iiisssssshhhh... Enough of getting naked all the time
As I'm drinking right now, mind has gone tipsy a little
Don't mind me crapping yeah~~
Oh yeah, something to tell, there is a guy, his name is B
Evon Elroy, at least he is not D anymore kan??? hahha!!
Oh yeah, this B told me, I have to gain more weight!!
Hello, Crason is genetically a fat ass!!! How dare you?!!
To see people can have KFC as lunch everyday, to have dessert all the time
U seriously think I am not jealous at all?!!
U see, we arrive Taipei, others busy ordering fried foods
Deep fried mushroom, chicken drumstick, squid, fish cake
While me standing aside, dripping saliva and hearing my stomach playing drums
Wait, he doesn't mean he wants me to be chubby

B wanted me to be muscular..
That's even more crazy!!!!
Crason, a 166-168cm in height to be muscular?!?
Hello.. You must be crazy!!!!
I know there are ppl like that, love to be bulky muscular but not Crason ok?
Crason prefers to dip anything with hot water
To get rid of oily foods and prefer to have vegie more than anything else
I just lost about 5kg, pls, don't let me go back to the chubby Crason ok?

You just don't understand, don't you?
Crason is who he is, no one can really change him
B, I guess you are just another person passing by
Good luck to you looking for someone muscular
You have totally omitted something! Something which matters the most
Is his heart and his sould :)

I got dressed up finally
To tonight, in Taipei, cheers! Bottoms up a glass of red wine
Tomorrow is my day off in Taipei,
Gonna get you.. Someone who's birthday this month, a present
And I wanna tell you.. I love you~ Pls stay at my side at all time :)
After so long of being emo, tonight I'm totally fine to be single
B said I am so desperate, wanted to have a BF
You are so wrong, I'm not desperate at all..
Do you seriously think that I'll be upset for not having a BF?
I am so good to be alone, to be single, pls......~~~~
You and you and you there, not compatible with me, DO I CARE??!
Like I said, ADA AKU KISAH ker nyah?!?!

For me this kind of specially created human being
You don't deserve me!
Or maybe.. I'm way too weird created in this world
Maybe I don't deserve to have anyone either :(
Ppl said... 你選人 人也在選你...
Gi mampus la pukimak punye so called relationship
I have no nice body shape, I have no branded clothing
But I have a rich heart and a rich pocket lol...!!
And nevertheless a very rich personality :) hahahhaa!!!

OMG enough for tonight,
I want to sleep already~~~~~
Good night world~~~~~
Happy happy cuz tomorrow I'm gonna spend so much money on shopping~~~
Time to use a little money,
Earn money, must know how to use money~~~~


Sunday, September 4, 2011

Upside Down, It's a Good Life

Recently it has been sucks in my life
Everything seems not going smoothly
My little baby Kancil has admitted to vehicle repair shops for several times
They got it repainted, changed a spare part or two
It took about a month to fix the painting
And few days for the changing of parts
But still.. Complications arose and it had got worsen
My little baby Kancil was like burning in hell, white smokes coming out
It was.. fucking embarrassing as I stopped my foot at traffic junction
The so called "Kind hearted" driver at my side, rolled down the window
And.... Shouted "Fire! Fire! Your car engine is on fire!!"
Cool, Chill! It's only because of the dark oil or black oil leaking
Leaked on engine and it produced one kind of white smoke
Which could easily mislead ppl that my engine is on fire
And this is such an embarrassing experience.. :(

But thank god though
My car is not back in the perfect condition
Though it has a little smell, the smoke smell, still...
Better than before! I told myself.. I shouldn't have complained too much
It's an old car man, it has been with me since I was 17yo
Ppl will get older, car will get worsen, it's a very very very normal thing in life
And I'll get bored of sickening relationship..
So it is a better option for me to choose to be single?

And so.. I made this face (btw, this is originally what am I doing right now)
Go to hell man, I'm fucking emo right now
After a long flight, drink a little Vodka + Orange and I started to be emo..
What the hell is going on? Why others could have a really sweet relationship
While I am always single? What the Fuck!!!
I am such a dude whom you are dying to bring home to see your parents
Okay.. I'm just being crazy right now, I better stop right here
Sorry about it :P My sincere apology

I love this pic! Simply bcuz I love Evon and Elroy
It's okay that I'm single.. It's okay bcuz two of them for sure will stand by me
Elroy, don't ever say that you won't worry bout me
I need care and comfort sometimes.. And it is so tiring to act that I'm OKAY all the time
And Evon, let's get in love again okay?
I'm pretty sure you will get a BF faster than I do
I'm just nobody that no one would love
Perhaps I'm more suitable to be single for I have such a destructive personality
Whoever comes near me will get hurt more
So.. Fucking leave me alone and let me die alone
It's okay to let me die alone, provided you guys donate loads of money to my family :P
Wakakkakaakak.. such an emo post
Let's take a shot!

I'm just being emo for I am single right now
I want to love again, please?
There will be a day, I believe so
Till then, I shall blog about myself being emo
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Dear ah, I really want to love again..
Will it be a day? I want to cry....................

OMG.. seriously an emo post
I don't mind letting others to see the real me
Bcuz I'm Crason.. Nothing to fake about, nothing to be ashamed of
Love me? Hate me? Ignore me? It's your choice
Let's call it a night, time to take a bathe
And I'm now at Renaissance Hotel Kota Bharu :)